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the soup kitchen
oct 8
  • game

the table

the table has four games on it and every one is open all night: slots, the dice, the coin and the wheel, whenever you like. !table lists them and the slots pot.

📰slots

!slots 500. three reels of zach's emotes. a pair of the good ones (D, Jiggle, SoupSpin) pays ×2 to ×5, any other pair is your bet back. three of a kind pays ×6, three D ×10, three Jiggle ×15. three SoupSpin is the JACKPOT: ×25 and the pot. a tenth of every losing spin goes in the pot, and !slots on its own shows what it's at.

📰the dice, the coin, the wheel

the dice are the old !gamble: 45% to double it, and the all-in streak. the coin is !flip heads 500 (or tails): a win pays ×1.9. the wheel is !wheel 500: twenty slices, fifteen lose, two give the bet back, one ×2, one ×3, one ×10.

🍲gambit soup

it used to take a cut of everyone else's lost bets, load the dice, and open a 60% casino with !use. that was most of the broth in the room. now it does one thing: a tenth of every bet you lose comes back, at any game on the table.