what's new

the table has four games on it and every one is open all night: slots, the dice, the coin and the wheel, whenever you like. !table lists them and the slots pot.

📰slots

!slots 500. three reels of zach's emotes. a pair of the good ones (D, Jiggle, SoupSpin) pays ×2 to ×5, any other pair is your bet back. three of a kind pays ×6, three D ×10, three Jiggle ×15. three SoupSpin is the JACKPOT: ×25 and the pot. a tenth of every losing spin goes in the pot, and !slots on its own shows what it's at.

📰the dice, the coin, the wheel

the dice are the old !gamble: 45% to double it, and the all-in streak. the coin is !flip heads 500 (or tails): a win pays ×1.9. the wheel is !wheel 500: twenty slices, fifteen lose, two give the bet back, one ×2, one ×3, one ×10.

🍲gambit soup

it used to take a cut of everyone else's lost bets, load the dice, and open a 60% casino with !use. that was most of the broth in the room. now it does one thing: a tenth of every bet you lose comes back, at any game on the table.

the shop has two new shelves and a few more things on two old ones. these are the first things priced for season one's broth, where a night is worth about a hundred thousand.

📰hats

an emoji perched on your profile picture, tilted like you meant it. eight of them: a top hat, a cap, a sun hat, a cap and gown, a bow, a bowl (it's a hat now), a frying pan, and a pumpkin for october. !buy tophat, or the shop on the site. 🥫25,000.

📰nameplates

your name on your profile, in foil. foil is the whole rainbow and it sweeps. gold leaf has a shine that passes. ember is lit from below, seafoam goes teal to foam, night sky is indigo to violet with a star, and candy corn is october's. from 🥫60,000 to 🥫150,000.

📰four frames, two skins

frames: cauldron (witch green, and it bubbles), cobweb (dusty silver, a web in the corner), vinyl (a record, with a red label going round) and eclipse (a dark ring with one bright edge that drifts). skins: haunted (the house on the hill, bats going up) and campfire (charcoal and embers, sparks going up). from 🥫80,000 to 🥫200,000.

everything's in the wardrobe once it's yours, on your profile the moment you wear it, and !style off hat takes one off. the older shelves keep their old prices for now. mottos, a line under your title, are built and in the vault until zach says.

the kitchen's in costume for october, and the stream has a street now.

📰every match is a door

while zach's in a match, answer the door once. !treat is candy for sure, 3 of it, 5 if he wins. !trick is the dare: a coin, heads a handful of 8, tails one of the tricks. a ghost goes through your bag. jeff answers the door. you get toilet papered and your next bowl goes out as a roll of it. you get cobwebbed and the next door's sealed for you. the lights are off. or it turns out to be a full-size bar after all. the wheel never lands the same trick twice in a night. !knock lets the door decide.

every answer gets its own reply, like a bowl does. the street page shows the whole block: tonight's doors, your bag, the biggest bags, and tonight's hauntings.

📰his deaths are ghosts

the 31st time zach dies in a night a haunting starts, and every 50th death after. twenty seconds. say BOO, no exclamation mark, and it's 2 candy. the bot names everyone who was there when it's over.

📰candy

candy is october's own money and your bag carries over night to night. !candy shows your bag and the spooky shelf. !candy pumpkin soup buys one. on november 1st whatever's left turns into broth, and the spooky soups go in the vault, so what you've got is what you've got.

five soups come from being there, and the shelf sells four of them to anyone who missed the night:

• witch's brew, a scarlet witch match. 80 candy on the shelf
• ghost soup, a match where he dies thirteen times. 120 candy
• bone broth, a match that ends past three in the morning. 60 candy
• pumpkin soup, halloween night. 20 candy
• boo-illabaisse, a bag of a hundred candy held at once. not for sale

📰this is season one

the fifteen nights in september were the beta. october is season one: the ladder is the same (a title at 3 nights, a free pull at 6, the harvest frame at 10, a free craft at 15, broth at 20), and a bowl every single night is harvest soup. the badges and titles people earned in the beta keep their names on the inside, so nothing anyone holds has changed, only what we call it.

📰quests, behind the door

three quests a night, picked for each person, with a tip jar for doing all three. it's built and running behind a shut door while zach tries it. when it opens, the old nightly three step aside.

the pot is on. it's how the soups that aren't a hero's are got now, and it cooks on its own.

🍲you're in with a !soup

your first !soup of the night puts you in tonight's game. from then on, every one of zach's matches you're there for drops two ingredients into your pot: one for how it ended (blessed for a win, cursed for a loss) and one for how he played (spicy on 34 kills or more, salty on 10 deaths or more, light on 4 or fewer, hearty for the rest). a quad or his MVP drops a wild, which stands in for any flavour. a match that ended before you typed is gone, the way a square that lit before your ticket was dealt is.

ingredients keep from night to night. !pot shows yours.

📰it cooks itself

a recipe is one number: that many of the soup's own flavour. five for a common, ten for an uncommon, fifteen for a rare, twenty-five for an epic, thirty-five for a legendary. wilds fill what's missing. when you hold enough, the soup cooks at the end of the match, goes on your shelf, and waits under a lid on your pot page until you lift it. a rare or better is announced without its name, so the reveal is still yours. !pot lift takes the lids off in chat if you can't wait.

with nothing pinned the pot cooks the cheapest soup you don't have. !pot pin tomato pins a soup: the pot saves that flavour and your wilds for it and cooks the other flavours from what you have. !pot pin random picks one for you, !pot pin off lets the pot choose. the page has the whole list to pin from, with how close you are.

📰the games overlap now

a !soup while the match is on now takes the treat at the door for you, so one word puts you in the pot, hands you the hero soup and answers the door. want the dare instead? !trick after it, and the treat goes back.

answering a match's door on the street counts as being there for it. a SOUP on your ticket drops a wild into your pot, once a night. a full-size bar at the door is a wild too. the ticket has new squares: HAUNTED, FULL-SIZE BAR, JEFF ANSWERS, SOMETHING COOKS, RARE COOK, and ORDER UP once the quests open. the quests know the pot: pin a soup, cook one, cook three.

🍲the soup you hold

once xp and broth come by the match, the soup in your hands pays you when a match goes its way: if one of the match's two flavours is your soup's flavour, you're paid on top of the paycheck everyone there gets. a flavour that comes up less pays more when it does, and the rarer the soup, the more it pays. a flavour is a role, what you root for, and a soup is a speciality inside it.

three things from looking at the numbers this week. the people who stay are the ones who got past a few bowls on their first night, jeff got a bit too polite, and the shop needed more on the shelves.

📰your first night

• someone meets you. after your first bowl the bot introduces you to a regular in chat. the first bowl they serve you pays you both 🥫25
• 3 bowls on your first night: 🥫50
• 10 bowls on your first night: 🥫150 and a free pull, rare or better, and the room hears it
• night two: come back the next night and it's 🥫100, once, with a welcome back

🦈jeff's hungry hour

once a night, some time after the first half hour, jeff is starving. for ten minutes he eats twice as often, and every bowl he takes pays the server 🥫10 back. feed him twenty times with !feedjeff, no once-a-window limit while he's hungry, and he's full: nobody gets eaten until the kitchen opens again, and everyone who fed him gets 🥫20.

🛍️the shop

• five verbs: dropkicked, smuggled, teleported, gently placed, airmailed
• ten badges: 🧄 🥕 🌽 🍋 🫘 🍯 🐚 🦀 🍥 🪄
• ten titles: soup goblin, professional spiller, jeff's therapist, night owl, bowl haver, the 4am crowd, still here, broth baron, snack dealer, shark bait
• two skins: midnight, navy and violet with stars going by, and lemon, sunny with a little fizz

same prices as before. !shop in chat, or the shop here.

big week. here's everything, and season one runs to september 30.

🏁the kitchen goal

one goal for the whole room every night, on the kitchen page. bowls, feeds, spills, shinies, whatever zach picks. hit it and everyone who played gets 🥫250. just play.

👑crowns

champion isn't the end. every 900 xp past it is a crown. lord tiles glow silver, champion tiles glow gold, and crowns pile on the shine. there's a crowns board too.

🏅the hard ones

seven badges that actually pay out. they take a while:

• the whole family, a final form from each starter: family dinner souplegendary
• season one, every night from the 16th to the 30th: season one souplegendary
• SHINYYY, ten shinies: shiny souplegendary
• house favourite, served by 100 different people: house special souplegendary
• lives here, still, first in 50 times: the title opens the place
• swallowed whole, eaten by jeff 25 times: the title jeff's lunch, again
• the neighbourhood, 50 requests filled: the neighbour skin
• big spender, 50 things from the shop: the title

those four soups can't be pulled. if you see one, they earned it.

🍲new soups

• double yolk souplegendary your serves leave eggs, and they land in your bowl
• brunch soupepic your soupling eats twice a window
• mystery meat souprare every feed tastes random, and counts double
• receipt souprare 25% off the shop while you're serving it
• picky eater souprare feeds your soupling already loves count double
• hand-me-down souprare a lorded soup feeds three times
• last call souplegendary only at last call, only off a bowl

🌱souplings

• the jeffling is a real pet now. its own second forms, its own finals, and they're adorable. see the family tree
• eggs are rarer. 1 in 1,000
• one meal a window, whoever feeds it. fills count as the meal, so no more double dinners
• !snack works again

🔔events

• the opening rush: fifteen minutes of double xp once the room's full
• last call: the kitchen reopens on the spot, double xp, and every bowl has a 1 in 20 shot at last call soup
• the return: whoever holds aku souplegendary can !use it. two minutes, every "soup" anyone types is a tally and 🥫10, top server gets theirs ×25. the first one lagged the bot into next week. fixed

🏳️sides

the sides meet in the middle, so one is always paying. jeff eats half as often on his side, the kitchen spills half as often on its. !side once a night, !taunt once a window. more on the kitchen page.

🥫broth

• !gamble all: everything on the line. win and the next all-in pays ×2, then ×3, and up. lose once and it's gone
• !gamble random: the bot picks
• eternal broth is on
• beating jeff for a legendary pays broth, not a copy
• clovers are gone. they never did anything, sorry

📰the site

• edit your profile. sign in on your profile, hit edit, tap anything you own. it changes right there, phone included, zach's pc off or on
• the tier list. every soup, OP to F, moves once a night. !tierlist in chat. the F stands for Fox
• this week. every board has an all time / this week toggle
• night by night can show feeds, people, xp, lords, or jeff
• names are links everywhere
• light mode by default, dark toggle up top

✅fixes

• the bot stops taking VIPs it didn't give
• 4am soup can't be given away
• eternal broth doesn't say "(paused)" any more
• gifted subs on the board are right

your profile got a proper layout, and a working end.

📰three tabs

• soups. your best six up top, "show all" for the rest, a search box, and sorting by lords, rarity, xp, newest, or a to z
• the wall. badges, records, quests, your nights, the people you serve, and what's happened lately
• the kitchen. your soupling, and, when it's your own profile, the pot, the counter and the wardrobe

the tabs stick to the top on a phone, so it all works with a thumb.

📰the pot

crafting on the site, at soupy.site/lookup?tab=kitchen. pick a tier, pay the broth, watch the pot go, and the soup comes out with a little bounce. same prices and the same roll as !craft in chat, and chat hears about it either way. a repeat still gives half the broth back.

📰the counter

three more things broth buys, on the same tab or in chat:

• a polish, 🥫1,000. pick a soup you own and it goes shiny, for good. !buy polish <soup>
• jeff repellent, 🥫300. jeff can't eat a bowl you serve for the rest of the window. !buy repellent
• a snack box, 🥫400. five snacks for the price of four. !buy snackbox

📰power-ups, for bits

two on twitch, under the bits button, and on the shop page:

• reopen the kitchen, 1,000 bits. a fresh window for everyone, right now, and every bowl served for the rest of it says thank you with your name on it
• a legendary of your choice, 500 bits. a brand new copy is minted just for you, so the ten the pulls fight over are untouched

nothing for bits is a roll. mythics, earned soups, and everything in the shop stay play-only.

🌱souplings

• the box. !store puts your soupling away and !adopt gets you a new one. no limit. !pets shows the box, !unbox <form> brings one back out, and if one's already out they swap. a jeffling stays with you either way
• name the grown ones. !name <name> once it's fully grown, or from your profile page. it wears the name in your serve line and on your profile. your soupling only. the species keeps its name
• every form. soupy.site/souplings/forms is the family tree: three starters, eighteen second forms, fifty-one final forms, six jefflings. the ones chat has raised are named, with who got there first. the rest stay blurred until someone does. raise one nobody has and the bot says so
• a soupling's wish sticks. the soup it wanted on !adopt stays through evolution. it only changes when you get that soup, or when the wish was something nobody could ever feed it, like a mythic or a claimed-out legendary. those were happening. they don't now

🌱the pet shop

four new shelves at soupy.site/shop, or !buy in chat:

• snacks, 🥫100. !snack <soup> feeds your soupling once more tonight, outside the window, free. they stack
• card colours, 🥫300. pink, sky, mint, gold, lilac, peach. your soupling's card on your profile
• portraits, 🥫500. one of zach's emotes as your soupling's picture on your profile. !buy portrait zachaxRat
• a second wish, 🥫400, one-time. your soupling wants two soups at once and both count double
• renames. the first !name is free. changing it later is 🥫100

📰every form has a page

click any raised form on the family tree. it's laid out like a soup page: how it's made, how many feeds, who raised it first, who has one out, and what it does (nothing yet. perks are coming).

✅fixes

• the weekly quest resets on monday now, every monday, and only then. it used to roll over every five streams, which moved around when the stream counter got fixed. progress shows as 12/25 on profiles
• !gift random with nothing after it picks the person and the amount: 🥫10 to 🥫150, never more than a tenth of what you have. !gift random 50 still works
• jeff's toebean soup and grandma's soup show up in collections on the site again. the apostrophe was confusing two different spellings of the same name
• soup pages say who found it first, and who found the first shiny, back to day one

reading chat is most of the game, so the bot's lines got a proper pass. nothing about the rules changed. everything about how it reads did.

📰what's different

• soups are in brackets. [goopy soupy]. a shiny one is ✨[goopy soupy]. soup names are lowercase and wordy, and they kept vanishing into the sentence
• broth is 🥫 now. it was 💰, which looked like money. 🥫+2 next to +15 xp keeps the two apart
• the white square is gone. it meant three different things depending on the line. now a refusal is zachaxNope, a dupe is 🔁, and a serve that landed but earned nothing is 💤 with the reason
• the emotes are in. zachaxRage when jeff eats your bowl. zachaxJiggle for shinies and chains. zachaxHUH when the bot's never heard of them. zachaxNod when a quest ticks over. zachaxWar when the kitchen opens. zachaxBean for jeff business. zachaxSoupSpin still means something big just happened
• one shape for every line. name, marker, what happened, what you got, then the emote. dots between the parts. no more dashes and commas doing the same job
• gift subs pay 🥫250 each. they paid 🥫10, which was a rounding error. five subs is 🥫1,250 now, most of a legendary craft, plus the 🔑 guaranteed pull you already got at five
• gifters get the spotlight. every claim thanks the gifter by name, the window closing is a banner, the payout line says how many they've gifted all time, and stream end shouts out everyone who gifted that night

📰the markers

you see	it means
✅	it worked, here's the gain
zachaxNope	can't do that, and why
🔁	already had it, turned into broth
💤	nothing this time, here's why
🥫	broth
🦈	jeff did something
🔥	hot pot, or a burnt batch
👑 🏆	lord, champion
✨ 🔍	shiny, discovery
🎲 🎰	gamble, jackpot
🔗	chain
🎁	a gift window
🔒	a soup is claimed out

🍲for unlemonade soup holders

the passive used to pay out on every white square in chat. it pays out on every 💤 now. same thing, new symbol. nothing lost.

a few nights of notes, fixed in one go.

📰in chat

• !taunt is once a window, the same as !feedjeff. it never had a cooldown. now they match
• pulling a shiny of a soup you own pays the dupe broth too. it used to turn your copy shiny and give you nothing else, which felt like a loss on what should be a win
• beating jeff lists what fell out, rarest first, with a link to your collection. it used to just say a number
• the egg says what it is. "found an EGG in the bowl · !feed anything to hatch it", instead of "something was in the bowl"
• souplings don't wish for the impossible. a favourite can't be a mythic or a claimed-out legendary, and !ask random skips them too
• the vip table cleans up properly. VIPs from the table come off at stream start as well as stream end, and the bot remembers who had one across a restart

📰asks and fills

filling someone's ask is once a window now, not once a night, the same as asking. people are generous. let them be.

📰first bowl

whoever redeems "first" when the stream goes live gets first bowl, a soup that only exists that way. you can't pull it, craft it, or ask for it. being first again pays 🥫100, and there are badges for 1, 5, and 20 firsts: early bird, always first, lives here.

📰the collector's number

people kept asking whether the menu is 88 or 93. it's 93 soups, but 16 legendaries and 5 mythics are limited copies, 10 and 3 each, and most of them are claimed out. so the number a collector can actually finish is 72: every common, uncommon, rare, and epic. chat and the site both say it that way now, "61/72 · 3 limited". the whole-menu badge is 72 too.

📰on the site

• profiles lead with the live feed and badges now, then the soupling, then the soups
• the soups on a profile can be sorted: lords first, rarest first, most xp, or a to z
• the collection bar counts the 72 and shows limited soups separately

week two of four. the kitchen gets a pet, jeff gets a side, and most of the numbers move.

🌱new: souplings

• !adopt to pick a starter: soupling, noodle, or crumb. once per person. the starter is cosmetic
• !feed <soup> once per window feeds your pet a soup you own. the soup is not used up
• every soup now has one of six attributes: spicy, salty, hearty, light, cursed, blessed. your pet remembers what it eats
• the first 12 feeds are free. from feed 13, a feed costs 10 broth
• at 12 feeds your pet evolves, based on what it has eaten most. at 54 feeds it evolves again, based on what it has eaten most and how mixed its diet was. 72 possible forms
• evolving pays 100 broth the first time and 300 the second
• a lorded soup counts as two feeds
• each pet wants one soup at a time, always one you do not own. feeding it that soup counts double. the favourite re-rolls at each evolution
• !pet shows your pet, !pet @name shows someone else's, !pets shows the whole channel
• !reroll costs 500 broth and starts your pet over

📰new: ask and feed

• !ask <soup> posts a request for a soup you do not own
• anyone who owns it can !feed @you, and your pet eats it
• filling a request pays the giver 10 broth and costs nothing
• one open request per person, one fill per person per stream. requests expire at the end of the window
• !asks lists every open request

🦈new: eggs and jefflings

• every serve has a 1 in 500 chance to leave an egg in the bowl. the person served gets it
• the egg hatches on your next !feed into a jeffling: a second pet with its own feed count that eats alongside your soupling
• the jeffling evolves once, at 12 feeds
• one egg at a time, one jeffling ever. hatching pays 100 broth and puts you on jeff's side

🏳️new: sides

• everyone starts in the kitchen. !side jeff to switch, !side kitchen to come back. free, once per week
• the kitchen earns +3 broth whenever anyone feeds jeff, double pay on ult rescues, and +1 xp per serve while his mood is over 60
• jeff's side earns +3 broth whenever jeff eats a soup, gets eaten half as often, and +1 xp per serve while his mood is under 40
• a jeffling doubles everything on jeff's side. switching back to the kitchen leaves the jeffling with jeff
• new command !taunt: 10 broth, drops jeff's mood by 5 (10 with a jeffling)
• !jeff now shows his mood, how many jefflings are in chat, and the count on each side

📰new: random, everywhere

• every command that takes a name accepts random: !soup random, !feed random, !ask random, !gift random
• random pays +2 broth over picking someone yourself
• random favours people who have not been served this window, then people served least, then newcomers
• !random on its own suggests something to do

📰new: quests

• three daily quests, the same for everyone, posted at stream start. 50 broth each
• one weekly quest, 500 broth, resets monday
• quests never involve gambling or spending
• !quests shows tonight's

📰lord and champion

• lord now takes 300 xp on one soup, up from 120. level thresholds: 15, 40, 70, 105, 145, 190, 240, 270, 300
• everyone who lorded a soup before this update keeps it
• new: champion at 900 xp on one soup. announced like lord, with a trophy in place of the crown
• a champion soup's effect is tripled where lord doubles it. more champion effects are coming
• players already past 900 become champion on their next serve

🥫broth

source	before	after
per xp award	1	2
serve after the window cap	2	4
served while full	1	2
duplicate, common to legendary	5 / 15 / 50 / 200 / 500	10 / 25 / 75 / 250 / 600
event claim	5	10

new sources: 50 per daily quest, 500 per weekly, 3 per side payout, 10 per filled ask, 100 per hatch, 100 and 300 per evolution. feeding costs 10 after the free feeds. all other costs are unchanged.

🍲four new soups

each has a passive and a !use. supply-locked and handed out by hand.

• toothy soup (mythic). passive: whoever you serve gets +100 broth. use: everyone in chat gets 200 broth
• unlemonade soup (legendary). passive: every 💤 in the channel (a serve that earned nothing) pays you 5 broth. use: everyone's window resets
• oscar soup (legendary). passive: everyone who serves while you are in chat gets +2 broth. use: jeff stops eating for 10 minutes
• aku soup (legendary). passive: jeff can never eat your soup. use: everyone in chat becomes aku soup until stream end

📰removed

• ingredients: salt, garlic, goodstuff, and clover
• !add
• the ingredient branch of !craft. crafting is soups only
• the pantry line in !soupcheck
• existing pantries refund at purchase price

📰the site

• new pages: souplings and every command
• every soup page shows its attribute, and the menu can filter by it
• soup pages show live data from the books: who owns it, who lords it, and who is closest
• how it works has the new numbers, a glossary, sides, quests, and random
• player pages redesigned: a collection bar, your soupling, champion soups, and records
• the whole kitchen shows souplings, sides, best-fed pets, and channel totals
• two new leaderboards: champions and best fed soupling
• search finds people by twitch name
• a phone tab bar, grouped navigation, and a color and icon refresh across the site

broth finally has somewhere fun to go. this is the small version. more shelves later.

📰what's for sale

• a serve verb, 🥫150. it's what the bot says when you serve, and each one is its own sentence. "zachaxdd slid [goopy soupy] down the counter to fire pizza". "zachaxdd whispered [goopy soupy] into fire pizza's bowl". ten to pick from: threw, slid, yeeted, flung, lobbed, slung, launched, catapulted, hand-delivered, whispered. the shop page shows every line before you buy
• a badge, 🥫300. an emoji next to your name in every serve line. 🔥 🌶️ 🧂 🍄 🐢 🦆 🎃 💀 🧀 🥐 🐸 🧊
• a profile icon, 🥫500. one of zach's emotes next to your name on your profile page here. sixteen to pick from, zachaxSoup to zachaxRat
• a title, 🥫250. the pill under your name on your profile. twenty of them, from "the regular" to "unemployed (soup)" to "spoon haver"
• a profile skin, 🥫1500. your whole profile page, recoloured. two to start: glorpy, pink with the ribbon, and jeff's toebean, sky blue with the bean in the corner

📰how

• !shop is one line: the shelves, the prices, and your broth. !shop titles (or verbs, badges, icons, skins) lists one shelf with a check on what you own. the full thing with pictures is soupy.site/shop
• !buy threw buys it and puts it on
• !style slid switches to something you already own. !style off goes back to plain, !style off skin takes off just that one. the shop page has wear and take-off buttons for everything you own
• a title shows in your serve line too: "zachaxdd (menace) slid [goopy soupy] down the counter to fire pizza"
• what you own is yours for good. what you're wearing shows on your profile and in the live feed
• or buy on the site. sign in with twitch on the shop page and hit buy. the bot rings it up within a few seconds and it shows in chat. same shelves, same prices, same broth. !style still switches

📰what's next

profile skins, bowl words, and a rotating shelf. there's already a badge for your first purchase, so the shop counts for something on the wall too.

there's a new page at /kitchen showing everyone at once instead of one person.

• totals across the top: who's in the books, how much of the menu chat has discovered, lords, shinies, bowls served, broth held
• jeff's state — his mood, how many soups are in his belly, and the all-time chain record
• a feed of the standout stuff people are holding
• four soup boards: most owned, rarest in the wild, most lorded, and nobody's lord — soups plenty of people own that nobody has taken to 120 yet
• a bar per tier showing how much of each shelf has been found

the leaderboard also went from four boards to thirteen, including richest collection, most broth, most popular, and luckiest gambler.

the big one. three things changed at once, so read this before you !soup.

📰the window

the kitchen opens every 30 minutes and your earning resets each time it does. per window: 5 xp for your first !soup, 5 for each of 2 people you serve, and 5 each time one of 2 people serves you.

type !soup outside your allowance and it tells you how long until the kitchen opens again. nothing is wasted, you just wait.

📰roles

pick one with !role. it's a passive, no cooldown, change it whenever.

• duelist — your first !soup each window is doubled
• strategist — your serves are worth more, and give the person you serve more
• vanguard — everything you earn is worth +1

📰shiny

2% of pulls come up shiny. a shiny soup never spills, jeff never eats it, and its effect is doubled, stacking with lord. a shiny common or uncommon rolls an effect from the rare pool, which is the only way a low-tier soup ever has one.

shinies are tracked separately, so there are 88 soups and 176 things to find.