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the soup kitchen

patch notes

what changed and when. the kitchen gets retuned a lot.

2026

sep 9
  • site

the kitchen page

there's a new page at /kitchen showing everyone at once instead of one person.

  • totals across the top: who's in the books, how much of the menu chat has discovered, lords, shinies, bowls served, broth held
  • jeff's state — his mood, how many soups are in his belly, and the all-time chain record
  • a feed of the standout stuff people are holding
  • four soup boards: most owned, rarest in the wild, most lorded, and nobody's lord — soups plenty of people own that nobody has taken to 120 yet
  • a bar per tier showing how much of each shelf has been found

the leaderboard also went from four boards to thirteen, including richest collection, most broth, most popular, and luckiest gambler.

sep 9
  • site

the kitchen page

there's a new page at /kitchen showing everyone at once instead of one person.

  • totals across the top: who's in the books, how much of the menu chat has discovered, lords, shinies, bowls served, broth held
  • jeff's state — his mood, how many soups are in his belly, and the all-time chain record
  • a feed of the standout stuff people are holding
  • four soup boards: most owned, rarest in the wild, most lorded, and nobody's lord — soups plenty of people own that nobody has taken to 120 yet
  • a bar per tier showing how much of each shelf has been found

the leaderboard also went from four boards to thirteen, including richest collection, most broth, most popular, and luckiest gambler.

sep 8
  • game

shinies, roles, and the 30 minute window

the big one. three things changed at once, so read this before you !soup.

the window

the kitchen opens every 30 minutes and your earning resets each time it does. per window: 5 xp for your first !soup, 5 for each of 2 people you serve, and 5 each time one of 2 people serves you.

type !soup outside your allowance and it tells you how long until the kitchen opens again. nothing is wasted, you just wait.

roles

pick one with !role. it's a passive, no cooldown, change it whenever.

  • duelist — your first !soup each window is doubled
  • strategist — your serves are worth more, and give the person you serve more
  • vanguard — everything you earn is worth +1

shiny

2% of pulls come up shiny. a shiny soup never spills, jeff never eats it, and its effect is doubled, stacking with lord. a shiny common or uncommon rolls an effect from the rare pool, which is the only way a low-tier soup ever has one.

shinies are tracked separately, so there are 88 soups and 176 things to find.